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Your stereotypical cheap, selfish, clingy, lying, lifeless, hypocritical, bandwagoneer, pot head, creepy, cheating, and just plain weird and worthless friend who you always seem to still hang out with.
"Hey dude, can I bum a cig?"
"No way man I just bought a pack that was $5.87"
"You're being a real juidici right now"
Juidici by Tim Dicks February 16, 2008
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Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

Judicial Predator

A person who works in law enforcement with a significant level of power, (Judge, Prosecutor, Detective, Policeman/Policewoman, Attorney General, etc.) who uses his/her power to maliciously target and falsely charge law abiding citizens, in an attempt to advance his/her own career. The victim is used as a brownie point for the Judicial Predator so that he/she can gain favor in the public eye. The Judicial Predator’s ultimate goal is to create the illusion that he/she is good at doing one’s job, this is all done at the expense of a good law abiding citizen who was targeted and in some cases lured into a trap set up specifically for them.
WTF, Linda Fairstein is such a Judicial Predator! She maliciously prosecuted those 5 innocent black boys (aka the Central Park 5) and put them in prison for years, for a crime they didn't even commit! & to think all of this was to receive praise & make herself look good in the public eye. SAD. Well, It all backfired in the end & now people see her for what she truly is.
Judicial Predator by Dishon Bull November 22, 2019

Judicial Law 

Anything and everything that exists in this parallel universe where we are mere blipses in the concept of time that we have created to help comprehend with the harsh reality that more exist the beyond out inferior and menial minds
Tom: *says something unimportant*
Aaron: yeh...... but Judicial Law
Judicial Law by anonymous October 7, 2020

Judicious Dope 

a term signifying that something is extraordinary, unbelievable, or amazing beyond compare
The hydraulics on your car are judicious dope!

judicial activism 

A term used by conservatives to describe court decisions which they disagree with. More often than not, applies to cases where the court declined the opportunity use its power, such as in the Terri Schiavo case, or Korematsu v. United States (1944).
In a Republican's mind, Lawrence v. Texas (2003) is an 'activist decision' while Bush v. Gore (2001) is not.
judicial activism by mike April 1, 2005

Judicial 

Starting point i.e. Process (over calculated paperwork) to an opinion stated by a clergy of reasons. Adjective to judge a person by adminstration, law, courts and justice.
the Judicial system, I feel each person is judged so harshly these days the laws of naturalization will and are taking a very unhealthy back seat to human waterwheel i.e. noun; A wheel that is turned by water running against or falling on paddles or steps, used as a natural source of power giving people the sense of loss or waver ( to be unsteady and show signs of falling and giving away or indecisive)
Judicial by Wlfdg8inanamentobject January 12, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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