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A person that is half Italian half Japanese. Hence half Jap half gUIDO. This person will have both the traits of a Guido and a japanese person, or they will cancel out leaving a normal human being.
Scott: Hey man that chick was hot what was she asian?

Sam: Nah bro even better, she is a Juido
Chris: YEAHHH she is!
Juido by PerryDictionary January 13, 2010
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A Jewish guido, a Jew with guido characteristics, commonly found among the Jews on Long Island who wear like "Chai" necklaces in the place of the traditional guido cross.
The Juidos drank Manischewitz before they went to the club.
Juido by jacobothebobo March 9, 2010
Related Words
Juido judo jaidon judo chop judocracy Juilo jido Judio Judougie Jundo
Person 1 : I do judo
Person 2 : show me a judo kick
Person 1 : U DON’T FUCKING KICK IN JUDO
Judo by Tangy67420 December 10, 2019
Your stereotypical cheap, selfish, clingy, lying, lifeless, hypocritical, bandwagoneer, pot head, creepy, cheating, and just plain weird and worthless friend who you always seem to still hang out with.
"Hey dude, can I bum a cig?"
"No way man I just bought a pack that was $5.87"
"You're being a real juidici right now"
Juidici by Tim Dicks February 16, 2008

studious judious

studious judious is a blonde haired bozo that looks like a light bulb. Studious Judious’s love to read books and bitch like an old grandma. Studious Judious is a nerd at heart and gets no girls
God, your being such a Studious Judious right now
studious judious by Loganananan November 30, 2021

judo throw

the act of throwing someone over your hips in dramatic and flashy fashion onto their face or head. judging by joe rogan's expert MMA commentary, actual proper names of the techniques are irrelevant, so long as the opponent's legs fly through the air like an unintentional cartwheel.
"holy shit dude, did you see that judo throw? i think that nigga's dead."

"he had an awesome judo throw defense technique; he broke his fall with his face, then laid there unconscious."
judo throw by flipyoutoo January 2, 2009

Puerto Rican Judo

A form of Judo, typical of the Puerto Rican communities in the five boroughs of New York City as well as large parts of South Florida. This "street" form of martial arts involves totting a knife or gun in the fight without the knowledge of your opponent. Please see example below...
Hector: Imma beat yo ass kung-fu style!!
Ricardo: Chutup you! I do dat Puerto Rican Judo!
Hector: What the fuck is dat sheit?!?
Ricardo: Judo-know if I gada knife, judo-know if I gada gun!
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