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Combination of jerk and stupid. Donkey* and Trump. Karen and Karen. The list goes on.

Oh, wait, another one: me and me.
*from Shrek
jay- Yo, that guy just spit in that girl's face!
ken- What a jupid.
jay- Let's go punch him!
ken- Rule #1: leave the jupid alone or he will be a jupid to you
Jupid by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020
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JupiterMGO

JupiterMGO usually refers to young adult males that pose as female gamers in any online type of game. This is only usually done to get people to look at certain things like youtube pages and things of that sort.

After being revealed as a male, this male usually only plays the game with people who are very good at it, and will most likely never play with his long time friends ever again.
"Dude I just found out about this girl on Metal Gear Online. Her name is Erika and she's so hot, check out her youtube page it's.
(Two weeks later) Dude I just found out 'Erika' is a guy! What a JupiterMGO!...Oh well at least the pictures from his youtube page is of a hot girl."
JupiterMGO by oldspice22 June 15, 2009
Your stereotypical cheap, selfish, clingy, lying, lifeless, hypocritical, bandwagoneer, pot head, creepy, cheating, and just plain weird and worthless friend who you always seem to still hang out with.
"Hey dude, can I bum a cig?"
"No way man I just bought a pack that was $5.87"
"You're being a real juidici right now"
Juidici by Tim Dicks February 16, 2008
Julide is an uncommon name for a girl. She is very beautiful and smart and amazing and everyone loves her. She is strong and puts Bitches in their place. ;)
Julide is so beautiful, I wish I was her 😍
Julide by Someone You Wish You Knew September 19, 2015

Jupiter's Cock 

A drinking game played while watching the Starz TV Series, "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Each time the word "cock" is spoken, everybody must drink a shot.

As a kicker, when the words, "Jupiter's Cock", is spoken, everybody must do a double shot.
Spartacus has a lot of cock talk.....so, by Jupiter's Cock, you're guaranteed to be hammered!
Jupiter's Cock by Ricco Bonelli March 6, 2010

jupiter booty 

girl with a big booty
dang that Jessica has a Jupiter booty
jupiter booty by supreme_gurls1 April 11, 2014
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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