The act of consuming an excessive, borderline absurd quantity of food—far beyond the recommended daily caloric intake—often at an alarming speed, as though vacuum-sealed directly into the face, until the eater appears on the verge of spontaneous combustion.

I skipped lunch, got home at 9, and ended up JSandying an entire pizza, half a cheesecake, and a family-sized bag of chips in under ten minutes.

JSandying by jeevacation@gmail.com February 7, 2026

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JSanders

A 15 foot tall humanoid creature that pursues it’s victims, mercilessly using the Hulk Smash method against them.

“Dude, the news was looking all over for you!”

“I was caught by JSanders! I was lucky to make it out alive.

JSanders by Cloudboii September 18, 2025

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j’san

J’san is a kind, sweet and semi-intelligent kid. J’san loves to play games, likes sports, e-sports or even solving a Rubik’s cube. If you find a J’san in your life you should keep him.

I meet a guy named J’san, he’s the best guy I’ve ever met!

j’san by That1Human November 10, 2019

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