The act of consuming an excessive, borderline absurd quantity of food—far beyond the recommended daily caloric intake—often at an alarming speed, as though vacuum-sealed directly into the face, until the eater appears on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
I skipped lunch, got home at 9, and ended up JSandying an entire pizza, half a cheesecake, and a family-sized bag of chips in under ten minutes.
J’san is a kind, sweet and semi-intelligent kid. J’san loves to play games, likes sports, e-sports or even solving a Rubik’s cube. If you find a J’san in your life you should keep him.
I meet a guy named J’san, he’s the best guy I’ve ever met!