JSandying

The act of consuming an excessive, borderline absurd quantity of food—far beyond the recommended daily caloric intake—often at an alarming speed, as though vacuum-sealed directly into the face, until the eater appears on the verge of spontaneous combustion.

I skipped lunch, got home at 9, and ended up JSandying an entire pizza, half a cheesecake, and a family-sized bag of chips in under ten minutes.

JSandying by [e-mail] February 7, 2026

Juandingo 

A mexican man with a very large penis, who pleases women with the first 6in and then slides the remaining 5in and slays that pussy.

That girl better be careful that juandingo is going to destroy her.

Juandingo by RealtalkG April 27, 2017

juandingo 

Hero who is rico suave, muy fuerte, guapo. He can be very serious, sensitive, and has a big heart. He knows how to save the day with his sense of humor and ability to enjoy life.

Did you see that girl with Juandingo?!? She is lucky to have such a strong, sexy guy. She was smiling from ear to ear! He is a hero in her heart and in her life.

juandingo by skeets86 November 21, 2013

jandinga 

Spanish slang for male genitalia.

A man with a large enough jandinga can go far with the opposite sex.

jandinga by guacamolekid June 8, 2022