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JSandying

The act of consuming an excessive, borderline absurd quantity of food—far beyond the recommended daily caloric intake—often at an alarming speed, as though vacuum-sealed directly into the face, until the eater appears on the verge of spontaneous combustion.

I skipped lunch, got home at 9, and ended up JSandying an entire pizza, half a cheesecake, and a family-sized bag of chips in under ten minutes.

JSandying by [e-mail] February 7, 2026