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Good at getting the bitches and slaying pussy
Damn, Clayton is a jpuzzle, he gets so much pussy
Jpuzzle by TI84Plus August 20, 2019
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A puzzle that involves lots of jumping. Combining the words jump and puzzle
Adam: How do we get on the roof?

Bruce: We have to juzzle our way up there
Juzzle by NegativeCookie February 21, 2015
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A woman who does more than swallow jizz but guzzles every drop
Damn, she is a juzzler
Juzzler by Tay D November 23, 2013
a sexual act involving a man and 2 other woman
then man allows both woman to go into a handstand position
if the women cannot (because they are crippled or some other reason) they many use a wall for support
the man then jpizzles, or pile drives them one after another
I brought back two sisters to my place, one was an ampute so she could sue the wall, the other was fine, so i jpizzled twith them
jpizzle by jpaul nizzle December 25, 2007
When a man has a jizzle party, the women escape by having a Juzzle party. The female members tell stories about their husband/partner/boyfriend's past glizzle's, and imagine the future glizzles that they may have.
"Omg, it was so hard I had to hit it with a broom!"
"A broom!? Better than what happened to my boyfriend, he was so excited I had to use a HOOVER to get it over and done with!"
"A hoover?!?"
"Yeah, it meant that the erection was gone and so was the sex!"
"..."
"He doesn't even ask me for wigs for his Jizzle parties anymore, he's THAT scared!"
"Then how did you know about the juzzle party if he wasn't gone?"
"He ran off with a suspiciously large bulge in the front, claiming he'd dropped a brick down his trousers."
"Ah."
Juzzle by JuzzlePar-TAY! June 27, 2008
A Juzzle is a rare bread of a person and is very rare to come across. A Juzzle is most happy with a Scuzzle. if you ever find yourself a Juzzle, treat him/her as a god.
"Wow, she's such a juzzle!"
"Yeah dude i know, she's a keeper!"
Juzzle by MeesisSpeceticals November 14, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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