A extremely sexy boy/man. Typically lighter skinned brown hair brown eyes. can be annoying at times but is fun loving, athletic(though he can be lazy at times), and loyal(he will stand by your side no matter what). He is usually happy but is smart (no matter how dumb he acts.) Rock Hard abs,decent muscles, tall, and SEXY(did i alredy mention that?). Any girl lucky enough to date this boy better not diss him in any way. He is the most amazing, handsome,smart,funny,athletic boy ever. You cant help falling in love with him.

Girl 1:"O..M..G Look at that sexy guy!"

Girl 2 :"OMG!! Girl 1 thats Jovany half the school is in love with that boy!"

Girl 1:"I hope he asks me out!"

Girl 2:"Yeah! Join the club!"

Jovany by Classified School Gyrl January 12, 2013

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Jovanny

A nigga who can pull your bitch easily. He got a big dick and he got all the hoes.

Guy 1- you i just jovanny someone
Guy 2-wym... you took someones bitch bro?
Guy 1- hell yea dude
Guy 2- i wanna be like you when you grow up man

Jovanny by Grandmaster123 April 20, 2018

Jovanny

An amazing boyfriend who is always there for you and never will leave ur side don’t fuck with fake ass homies so if u ain’t a real one fuck off bomb as fuck dressed in his 501 and pro clubs BUT SOMETIMES dresses like a good boy smells so good the scent of him turns u on but he has a lady with nice curves and nice brown eyes so be careful bc she has his heart and he’s strongly attractive

Jovanny is so sweet you should totally meet him but he can be mean watch out

Jovanny by YOU CANT ALWAYS BE HAPPY CUTIE December 1, 2019

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Jovanny

A real nigga who gets bitches and has an 11 incher who fucks your mom every tuesday

He fucked her getem... nah holmes dats jovanny

Jovanny by Your girl lol July 25, 2016

Jovanny

a good friend that is always there he will never be fake or hang around fake bitches and when he loves, he loves hard he is just a good person to be around or hang out with but never make him an enemy of yours or you will regret it

sis, I had a date with someone and he was a total jovanny

Jovanny by Jovanny123 March 14, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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