Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Jonirah is a very nice human being. She is also very funny. She acts very stupid sometimes, which makes her funnier. She has her moments when she is closed off to people, especially when she's angry and tired of people and their drama. You will never meet anyone like her. Or maybe you already have. But either way, find yourself a Jonirah.
Oh My Goddd, Jonirah is so funny, but also retarded.
jonirah by ThatOneFriendYouHave October 31, 2019
Related Words
Jounir • Jonirae • jonirah • joniria • jouner • Jouni • Jounia • Jounie • Jounied • Jounin
An obese Canadian Moose that smells like rotting carcasses. They are usually only seen in the farthest neck of the woods in Quebec. They are a very rare creature. And sights of them have been seen at Lake Titicaca. One is believed to be living in a small town in California.
Person 1: "Ew! Do you smell that?"

Person 2: "There must be a Juniro near! ...Run away!"
Juniro by GRIMMGATES January 23, 2009
a person who is very sweet. a lot of things are happening to them right jow
hey look! its jouner!
jouner by j—-people April 26, 2022
Jouni is common finnish name –especially used in Lapland.
jouni
Jouni by Jouni K February 3, 2010
Verb: To uniquely and unusualy end and destory conversations through an aggressive assertion and proliferation of debilitating awkwardness. Considered a peerlessly refined form of social lameness.
I've been completely jounin'd, I don't really know what to say to him anymore.
Jounin by Suprore November 16, 2007
To lose all benefits after losing one's job

To be fired twice

This normally relates to people who are made redundant or released early from a contract on full benefits but then go and do something so stupid that they are terminated for cause, losing all.
Employee 1: Can you believe that useless babbling idiot gets to sit at home for the next 4 months on full pay?

Employee 2: Not anymore, he's been Jounied. He got drunk and assaulted the security guard, so they fired his ass!
Jounied by Maverik234 February 5, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
Load more