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Jonirah is a very nice human being. She is also very funny. She acts very stupid sometimes, which makes her funnier. She has her moments when she is closed off to people, especially when she's angry and tired of people and their drama. You will never meet anyone like her. Or maybe you already have. But either way, find yourself a Jonirah.
Oh My Goddd, Jonirah is so funny, but also retarded.
jonirah by ThatOneFriendYouHave October 31, 2019
nicest person ever. pretty clownish. about yay high black um everyone thinks this girl is weird but she is just wierd.
D cup bra.
"joniyah is a wierdo"
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jonirah • Janirah • joirah • Joniah • jenirah • jonerah • Jonirae • jonrah • jo'niyah • Jo'Nyrah
Janirah is the shit and don’t care what anybody says she will most likely take your nigga and make you cry she bad asf and not the one to be played but she a mixed Princess But a baddie to but heart broken more like cold hearted
All you hoes get like janirah

Ouu you see fine ass janirah over there
Janirah by Jasmine monger January 28, 2019
A beautiful girl who is intelligent and has a lot going for her self. She is loyal and she takes no shit
I need a joirah
joirah by joirah October 17, 2015
joniah is the guy you will fall for you. idc what all of y'all say "oH all j's break your heart" THIS ONE HEALS IT. if you have a joniah as a friend, keep him. he might seem to not care, but he really does. plus he's really fucking hot. he typically settles for one friend group because he's not the most out going person out there.

all joniahs, and i swear on my life, have one feminine friend that they would absolutely die for. they're basically siblings at this point, they can always steal each other's clothes and walk into each other's houses whenever they want to. they wanna travel the world and go everywhere they can think of. they typically end up being inseparable and love each to death.

a joniah will make you laugh with his jokes and usually likes to just watch tv and laugh. if you get a joniah as a boyfriend, and let's be honest, will probably be his best friend, he'll wanna cuddle with you all day. he wants to face time all the damn time that you wanna be annoyed but you can't because you answer and he's all smiley at you. he'll send you photos of himself in your clothes, but he's so cute you won't even care if he stretches it. joniah's are all around just the guy to be with.

in conclusion, yes my boyfriend's name is joniah and yes i was his best girl friend from the end of fifth grade to ninth grade till he finally asked me out. girls, if your best friend is a joniah, YOU MAN UP AND JUST ASK HIM OUT!
"girl my friend is being so annoying omg"
"really what's his name? i'll beat him up for you"
"NO he's joniah, but i kinda like him.."
Joniah by daddysbigtummy October 20, 2019
Stupid retarded person with an ugly sense of humour that’s all
Jonrah is ugly
jonrah by TackyDino122 January 21, 2018
A beautiful girl who is intelligent and has a lot going for her self. She is loyal and she takes no shit
I need a joirah
joirah by joirah October 17, 2015
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