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To lose all benefits after losing one's job

To be fired twice

This normally relates to people who are made redundant or released early from a contract on full benefits but then go and do something so stupid that they are terminated for cause, losing all.
Employee 1: Can you believe that useless babbling idiot gets to sit at home for the next 4 months on full pay?

Employee 2: Not anymore, he's been Jounied. He got drunk and assaulted the security guard, so they fired his ass!
Jounied by Maverik234 February 5, 2010
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A Professional fall off who claims that he still good but hes just ass
have you heard of jounie
yea that fall off
Jounie by zlelsldsadsa September 15, 2019
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As a name Junied
Junied by Junied Ratul November 22, 2021
As a name Junied
Junied by Junied Ratul November 22, 2021
Jounedi is a cute guy his smile lights up the room and he’s always tall and probably Somali or Ethiopian.
The boy over there jounedi is my crush he’s so tall and I like him 🫶🏽
jounedi by Canjeeromuncher May 23, 2022
Jounedi is a cute Somali or Ethiopian boy and he’s tall and just hella cute (hope the person this is aimed at sees this 😫)
You see jounedi over there talking to the teacher he’s my crush 🫶🏽 I like him.
jounedi by Canjeeromuncher May 23, 2022
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