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jou ma by James Winter August 23, 2006
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jou ma se poes
Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.
See: poes
See: poes
jou ma se poes by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004
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jou ma se poes • jou ma • Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes • joumana • joumane • Joumala • Joumamasexual • joumanah • joumara • Joumayna
Jou Ma Se Poes
A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"
Jou Ma Se Poes by GragMasool August 23, 2016
Jou ma se poes
Jou ma se poes by Hans69 September 30, 2021
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Jou Ma Se Poes by Chocolate Cassarole October 29, 2023
Jou ma se poes
Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.
Jou ma se poes by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023
Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes
"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes by Deezos March 10, 2009
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