Definitions by Deezos

Kont Emmer 

Kont Emmer originates from South Africa and is Afrikaans colloquialism used specifically in the Northern Gauteng area of Pretoria. The direct translation of the saying Kont Emmer is Cunt Bucket.

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Hey hosh hoe lyk dit jou Kont Emmer.

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Hey jou Kont Emmer hoe gaan dit.

Kont Emmer by Deezos December 28, 2010

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes 

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes by Deezos March 10, 2009