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The most beautiful , sexy and stunning guy on earth you will find him in the time of need without even asking him for help
That’s a joumane thing
Joumane by anonymous November 22, 2021
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the most beautiful girl alive and she is very pretty,sexy,loves clothes, nice, leader,cute,hottie, a model
joumana can easily can get annoyed or pissed by kids. she is very rare and when anyone sees her falls in love with her. she gets treated like a queen even though she dosnt ask to be treated that way.
boy 1: OMG DID U SEE JOUMANA WALK PAST US SHES SUCH A HOTTIE
boy 2: *faints*
joumana by Xqueen_xX November 23, 2016
A seductive temptress that likes to flaunt her breast and accuse people of starring at them! Very friendly and outgoing, but be careful because she has a venoumous bite when she is wronged! Extremely high maintenance, so much so that she can be quite the clever clepto. Watch your men girls, rulers are not the only things a Joumana may want!!! Very few men could compete for her, if they dare!! Joumana's are commonly referred to by her friends as sassy, seductive, flavorful, wild, drama, vivacious, and "The Instigator". Joumanas think very highly of themselves and may refer to themselves as sensitive, wonderful, and gorgeous, but we know the truth.
1st guy: "That girl is hot and tasty".
2nd guy: "Oh yeah, she is one fine Joumana"
joumana by umich June 19, 2008
It’s an Arabic name which means pearl, and an amazing human being.
Jomaneh, I’ve got a surprise for you!
Jomaneh by Hannah bakerrrrr July 3, 2019
Jumane2 is a nice person who is not skilled in anything

He’s mostly a noob in anything he does

And he’s horrible at video games
Oh my god it’s a Jumane2 pickaxe him
Jumane2 by Jack22322 April 19, 2019
Joumene will illuminate your life. She will make you feel funny with her contagious laugh. Joumene’s are beautiful and very stylish. They are the coolest. Be careful if you take her to the montain because she will prioritize her style rather than comfort and security.

If you have a Joumene in your life you are very lucky
Joumene ! Do you want to hear my new joke ?
joumene by Loulou78 November 22, 2021
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