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Someone who is sexy both on the inside and out as well. He may seem unapproachable at first but give it some time. Once you get to know him he will be irresistible. He is known for his jokes and orgasms. He can satisfy your needs anytime, anywhere. So look out for Jotis, once you find him around it'll be worth it.
"Jotis made me orgasm so hard last night"
Jotis by User5491 July 14, 2022
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The best girl you have ever met... she will make you laugh...ALOT you can never be down with Jolissa around..
jolissa by anthonyloveshisxj October 28, 2014
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jotisa • Jotish • Jotishka • joti • Joris • joisey • Jobis • Jobism • Joeism • Joyish
Carnal truly acts jotin - while in Palm Springs.
jotin by Ruca13 June 30, 2008
Jolisa is the kind of girl who is a badass but is also very cute and funny. Usually the center of attention. If she likes you just chose to like her back, she is the REAL DEAL
Jolisa by uncutcheese April 22, 2020
Jonisha is a lady who believes in god.she enjoys church very much. Hard to get to know but in the end she will be one if the most realest friends you ever meant she will never leave your side no matter how much you've hurted her. She is so silly. She fears bugs. When she likes someone she sticks with that person. She is shy at time. She could get a little stubborn. She cannot stand in one place. she is deeply in love with food. When it comes to her friends she chooses to go last in everything if you find yourself a jonisha your very lucky to have her.
So I just meant this girl named jonisha aye she's pretty cool

A Jonisha? You got you a Jonisha your so lucky don't ever switch up on you she will tell you like it is and she is the most loyal person you'll ever meet.
Jonisha by Band.bae August 15, 2017
someone who follows the leadership of Joe "Emotiguy"
"hey! are you a joeist?"
"hell yeah! i love joe! :emoteedoublecool:"
"fuck yeah! lets shag!"
Joeist by Z2r August 3, 2023
Joe Biden, President of the United States. JOTUS is a spin-off of POTUS.

(Joe of the United States.)
JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.
JOTUS by hodags1966 November 8, 2020
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