Joseph A 

Absolute top goal scorer when it comes to free kicks. Plays all the fifa he can get. Very short tempered. ALSO PULLS ALL THE YOUNGER GIRLS

Omg Joseph A celebrated after scoring his first free kick

Joseph A by Joe who ? May 18, 2021

Exposing a Joseph Allen 

Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.

Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.

Exposing a Joseph Allen by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick! by Janbaby May 13, 2010

pulling a joseph 

To buy a ton of unnecessary shit, but never buy anything you actually need (especially in the realm of personal hygiene). To use other people's stuff but never tell them or compensate them in any way. To make a huge net negative contribution to the overall war effort. To be overly spontaneous, but not in the cute way. In the annoying way. To make random, mind-boggling decisions, or to say things at completely inappropriate times around the wrong crowd.

Person A: "I just bought the complete boxed DVD set of every season of The Tick!!! It has over 100 hours of special features! Lets spend the rest of our lives watching it, please, please, pleeeaase?"

Person B: "Wow talk about pulling a joseph...I think i'll pass."

pulling a joseph by Yussuf March 24, 2008

Pulling a Joseph 

An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!

"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.

"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.

Pulling a Joseph by Moneytree March 24, 2008

Pulling A Joseph 

When You Have No Other Choice but to be a noob

"Alex what are you doing stop standing there"
Alex is pulling a Joseph.

Pulling A Joseph by LilMasky April 7, 2019

Pull a Joseph 

to flee from a female who is trying to sexually tempt you

Yeah bro, we were watching Avengers and she kept touching me so i had to Pull a Joseph

Pull a Joseph by BIBLE_MAN116 May 16, 2019