A GOD!
Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That's how much of a heartthrob he is.
He is the hottest thing on this planet.
He is in a band which consists of Paul Kevin Jonas II, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and himself as the Jonas Brothers.
"The hottest boy band in the United States."
No joke.
You will orgasm by the sight of him, and the sound of his voice will make you melt into a puddle of love.
He's THAT amazing.
Another thing...
we gaurantee that his next girlfriend will be murdered my a mass number of Jonas fans.
No doubt about it.
So ladies... watch out.
Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That's how much of a heartthrob he is.
He is the hottest thing on this planet.
He is in a band which consists of Paul Kevin Jonas II, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and himself as the Jonas Brothers.
"The hottest boy band in the United States."
No joke.
You will orgasm by the sight of him, and the sound of his voice will make you melt into a puddle of love.
He's THAT amazing.
Another thing...
we gaurantee that his next girlfriend will be murdered my a mass number of Jonas fans.
No doubt about it.
So ladies... watch out.
by MinaGoedker July 10, 2008
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
