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Jorvanne 

Jorvanne is a funny guy who is very athletic when it comes to sports. Sometimes he can be a bit annoying but is a very caring and loving friend when you need one. Whenever you needa laugh just call him up.
Jorvanne gets all the hoes.
Jorvanne by jayoo7 November 23, 2021
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The most gorgeous woman known to man kind all over the world. She's smart funny athletic and gorgeous but doesn't know it she is interested in many different things she's one of the most caring amazing person you will ever meet in your life time and if she accepts you as her friend consider yourself lucky. She knows her self worth and will not settle for any less.
Did you see jordanne omg!
The most amazing and sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's absolutely perfect. He has the most beautiful eyes and a stunning smile. He has a kind heart and is nice to everyone. He's the most adorable and charming boy. It's extremely hard to not fall in love with a Jovanne. His love is unconditional and he's a great listener. He is always there when you need him. Jovannes also love animals such as sloths and monkeys.
Woah girl who's that?
I don't know but he's perfect he must be a Jovanne!
Jovanne by merpgoesthesloth May 6, 2013
(adjective) used to describe something with loads of gorgeousness
(noun)
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.
"Wow did you see that Bugatti Veyron?"
"why yes i did, it was totally jordanne"

"I saw the most jordanne picture yesterday"

"When I saw Jordanne i fell to my knees"
jordanne by zackattack1919 October 18, 2008
Jordanne is one of the most caring and loving person you’ll meet. She doesn’t give up on people easily you have to push her to the edge for her to stop caring she gives good advice she’ll make your day when your mad or sad she a true friend.
Jordanne is very nice
Jordanne by Wavy_kaiya September 29, 2019

Jordanne Bennett

Is the most perfect girl ever. She is so beautiful. I would run to the moutains and back to see her face. She is Beaugeous.
if you arnt Jordanne Bennett, you suck
Jordanne Bennett by Im me and not you November 21, 2010
An extremely rare name for a female person. Jovanne comes from the word "dan" which means "yd". A very nice person with a nice open heart, loving and caring, but tough. Very tough. Jovanne is cool and charming. Very attractive but too bad she's mine :> Loves Red&Purple together. A born criminal. Musician. Nigger. Friend. Lover.
Jovanne loves Dan :)
Jovanne by redpurple February 8, 2010
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