Jordarius
Jordarius by ILoveBaskingBalls May 9, 2022
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Michael Jordanism
Michael Jordanism by bullstown4life June 15, 2010
jadarius
very smart plays drums at school very outgoing guy lots of girls like him.likes to do lots of stupid things. smart,hansome,and attracts many girls
jadarius by lookeylookey March 8, 2010
Jordanism
A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.
Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Jordanism by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017
jordacious
adj. so amazing its beyond terrestrial existence; so amazing to sit in the position between God and Jesus (which would be on God's elbow)
Tiffany: "Girl, did you see that sexy stud over there?"
Natasha: "Yeah, he's so jordacious. You wouldn't stand a chance. Me on the other hand...."
Natasha: "Yeah, he's so jordacious. You wouldn't stand a chance. Me on the other hand...."
jordacious by blasphemer360 February 25, 2010
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