Jordarius 

Went to go get milk

Hey remember when Jordarius went to go get milk

Jordarius by ILoveBaskingBalls May 9, 2022

Michael Jordanism 

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

Michael Jordanism by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

jadarius 

very smart plays drums at school very outgoing guy lots of girls like him.likes to do lots of stupid things. smart,hansome,and attracts many girls

girl1: did you see that jadarius?
girl2: yeah. he's hot he's all mine.

jadarius by lookeylookey March 8, 2010

Cordarius

Cordarius is a nice and kind person although he has a mean looking face his attitude and presence makes you wanna smile and be around him. He will be mostly attracted to Virgos and has a big dick.

Cordarius went to the store

Cordarius by M. Lewis January 7, 2016

Jermarius

A handsome, talented young boy. Jermarius is good at making his friends laugh. Jermarius do not like people named Darioun or Joshua. Jermarius favorite song is most likely "BlackBird in the dead of night." He is smart, clumsy, talented and awesome. Jermarius is a kid with big dreams.

"He is very clumsy!" His name must be Jermarius.

Jermarius by Jemar June 23, 2017

Jordanism 

A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.

Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!

Jordanism by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017

jordacious 

adj. so amazing its beyond terrestrial existence; so amazing to sit in the position between God and Jesus (which would be on God's elbow)

Tiffany: "Girl, did you see that sexy stud over there?"
Natasha: "Yeah, he's so jordacious. You wouldn't stand a chance. Me on the other hand...."

jordacious by blasphemer360 February 25, 2010