1 definition by ThatDankFart2
A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.
Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017