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jooseppi 

a psycopathic motherfucker from south africa.
jooseppi hates thekov.
jooseppi by jooseppi December 9, 2003
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Joeseppi 

The man of memes.Known to be a British "average crumpet enjoyer."Joeseppi would spend most income on LEGO during childhood, which is when his family was torn apart by a game of monopoly.
likes:
vidjoe ghamez
crocs
wario
news about florida men
Linus Tech Tips

Dislikes:
Tesla robots
Simon Cowell
being called a "gamer"
"yo, that dude lookin sus, he must be a joeseppi!"
Joeseppi by StephenJobs69 May 23, 2022
could make your mom straight
joseppi
make moms straight again
MMSA
joseppi by a very hot scott December 31, 2020
shabby goody two-shoes who enjoys classical music and jammin' on the harmonica. Joseppi is the name of the kind of guy that would buy 20 sandwiches if you asked for tomato.
Guy 1: Oh my god that guy was such a Joseppi.
Guy 2: Yeah he was wearing a plaid shirt today at the science fair.
Joseppi by Tomato24/7 February 26, 2010

joeseppi 

A wanna be someone who follows everyone else. And tries to steal your saying.
He’s a joeseppi
joeseppi by Thr originator May 30, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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