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Joeseppi
The man of memes.Known to be a British "average crumpet enjoyer."Joeseppi would spend most income on LEGO during childhood, which is when his family was torn apart by a game of monopoly.
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being called a "gamer"
likes:
vidjoe ghamez
crocs
wario
news about florida men
Linus Tech Tips
Dislikes:
Tesla robots
Simon Cowell
being called a "gamer"
Joeseppi by StephenJobs69 May 23, 2022
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joseppi by a very hot scott December 31, 2020
Joseppi
shabby goody two-shoes who enjoys classical music and jammin' on the harmonica. Joseppi is the name of the kind of guy that would buy 20 sandwiches if you asked for tomato.
Guy 1: Oh my god that guy was such a Joseppi.
Guy 2: Yeah he was wearing a plaid shirt today at the science fair.
Guy 2: Yeah he was wearing a plaid shirt today at the science fair.
Joseppi by Tomato24/7 February 26, 2010
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