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This person is the most lovebale person you can meet! This person is very kind and sweet. Jiosey loves to tease and play around a lot. Very outgoing and fun. Jiosey really loves to joke around a lot and laughs at everything! Jiosey really likes listening to people and is very comforting. You get to know jiosey very easily. It feels like you've knew her your whole life! People loves the person she is. Jiosey is the defenition of perfect and she doesn't care what anyone thinks about her. That's what makes her one of a kind.
sweet funny loveable kind perfect cute comfort jiosey
jiosey by M98ramirez January 1, 2014
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To be Joosey is to be free.
Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"
Joosey by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018
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Josey Humour 

a bizarre type of humour that roots from a TPOT camp named "BFTS". Some symptoms of Josey humour are:

1. Saying WTF way too much
2. Saying "lma" and "lmak" instead/with "lmao"
3. Stroke-like reactions to very weird jokes, usually replacing "WTF" with something like "WTAFYUIOAJULJIHNKML"
4. Mispelling of common words all the time
5. Big Chungus
"that's almost as big as BIG CHUNGUS!!!!!!! WTYRFGYHDUIUGYSHJKL"
"o jeez i think uve got Josey Humour lma"
"lma"
Josey Humour by qKitti May 10, 2021
A great girl. She always thinks her most adorable features are her worst. She's beautiful though nobody, not even herself can see it. She's tough and shy, but once you get past her shell she's hilarious and caring and sensitive and awesome. She's a badass until she uses you as a pillow and spills her guts. The only reason she doesn't have a boyfriend is because she doesn't think she can.
Nerdy Guy: Hey, wanna see my minecraft?
Josey: No. *punches on arm*

Josey: Hey you, I'm gonna use you as a human pillow now.
Other Guy: Cool
Nerdy Guy: I think I'm bruised
Josey by ThatGuyJake April 14, 2014
A nice wonderful girl. Has the prettiest eyes and beautiful smile but she hates to smile. She has a hard time on thinking of herself pretty but really is. She can go through many relationships but once she gets with the right guy she sticks with him and doesn't let him go. She's one of those girls who's caring but loves to have fun. She's very shy but has a great personality. Joseys are one if those all around fun people.
Dang I can't believe Josey has been dating that same guy for 11 months and 3 days. She usually goes through a boyfriend every 3 weeks. I guess she must be happy with Tyler.
Josey by Queen Latifa1589 February 15, 2014
1.) How people in New Jersey do NOT pronounce "Jersey". Residents of New Jersey are known to pronounce some select words in funny ways. "Jersey" is not one of them.

2.) How New Yorkers mispronounce "Jersey".
Mario: I've been in Jersey for 20 years give or take and have never heard anyone pronounce it like "joisey" before!

Vinny: I have, but it was some fat lowlife New Yorker who cut me off on the turnpike and flipped me the bird in front of his own children.
Joisey by Chernorizets Hrabr February 10, 2007

New Joisey 

A cruel joke played on the residents of the great state of New Jersey, likely conceived by some wop from New York.

No one from New Jersey, or it's surrounding states (with the exception of that aforementioned wop), has ever said "joisey" in any context other than trying to explain that people from Jersey don't say joisey.
Ted: "Oh so you're from 'New JOISEY', eh? Hehehahalol"

Bill: "I'm going to murder that fucking wop. But first, let me grab a pork roll and cheese on a hard roll."
New Joisey by that wop February 7, 2007
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