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Platty Joobs 

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.
This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.
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blooby joobs 

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.
"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."
blooby joobs by StanSmith November 16, 2013
An over-sized asshole, usually caused by DP in the butt.
Mitch: "Dude did you hear Tom, Corbin, and Jesse had a 3 sum last night?"

Jacob: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure Corbin has a jombus now."
Jombus by Foreskin Chodeslam January 21, 2011

Platty Joobs 

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs
Platty Joobs by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022
Kim Namjoon's pecks/nipples. The exact same thing as namtiddies
Jack (a BTS fanboy, Namjoon-biased) - "Dude, did you see the joobs when we went to see BTS last week?"
Alex (a BTS fanboy, another member-biased) - "What the f*** are joobs?"
Jack - "You know, the namtiddies!"
Alex - "Oh, they were hot!"
Joobs by yourfriendlyirishpotato February 27, 2019
Look at those joobs.
Joobs by UrbanStvn January 21, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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