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Platty Joobs 

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.
This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.
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blooby joobs 

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.
"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."
blooby joobs by StanSmith November 16, 2013
An over-sized asshole, usually caused by DP in the butt.
Mitch: "Dude did you hear Tom, Corbin, and Jesse had a 3 sum last night?"

Jacob: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure Corbin has a jombus now."
Jombus by Foreskin Chodeslam January 21, 2011

Platty Joobs 

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs
Platty Joobs by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022
Kim Namjoon's pecks/nipples. The exact same thing as namtiddies
Jack (a BTS fanboy, Namjoon-biased) - "Dude, did you see the joobs when we went to see BTS last week?"
Alex (a BTS fanboy, another member-biased) - "What the f*** are joobs?"
Jack - "You know, the namtiddies!"
Alex - "Oh, they were hot!"
Joobs by yourfriendlyirishpotato February 27, 2019
Look at those joobs.
Joobs by UrbanStvn January 21, 2019