joofus 

Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.

I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.

joofus by Mrs. S February 23, 2008

Joolusional 

When a useless dumpy body Joo gets submitted by the same move every week and actually thinks that his jujitsu is good.

Craig gets submitted by the same choke every week but he thinks people are scared to train with him at 5am. He's fooking Joolusional

Joolusional by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023

Joozus 

Joozus is the living God and center of Judaism, all Jews know of him, yet they continue to keep Joozus secret from those who are not chosen. Joozus can fly, and many theorize that he may be from space. The Jews speak of Joozus only during Chanukah, as Joozus himself will strike you down if your lips even whisper his name in the presence of infidels.

Joozus is the living God and center of Judaism, you putz.

Joozus by Edwin Alferatz August 5, 2006

Joobus 

A poor meaning or style of transportation, mainly in the Jewish Communities and reflect the way of travel. Also, may/can relate the the Catholic Religions, involving Jesus Christ.

*In Israel - Jews boarding a run down bus* - What's this style of transportation called?

A Joobus...

Joobus by AwYouAreJokin October 11, 2010

Joufusion 

When you write a lot about a subject you don’t know about in order to receive credit. To joufuse somebody you have to be good about bull shitting with limited information.

“Hey how did you get an A in that class?”

“One word... Joufusion.”

Joufusion by JacobSND December 4, 2018

Joefus 

Amazing person. He can be a bit loud at times, but that's what makes personality better. He is always nice to everyone.

"Oh my god, Joefus is so nice!"

Joefus by Qpplebottomee June 12, 2022

Joolusional 

A dumpy body jewish person that claims to be good at jujitsu but gets obliterated and choked out every week.

Craig was submitted five times last week by Lenny Cuddles but for some reason he thinks that his jujitsu is good. Craig is definitely Joolusional.

Joolusional by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023