Platty

aka Bud Light Platinum

Just bought four tall platty's tonight, should be feelin nice in a few hours.

by Drinkinemnow December 6, 2012

Platty

a dude who lives in kent and shags computers, lil mofo. it never used 2 b a hard drive...

you: hello, u aint been a platty again hav u?
friend: sorry the usb was irresistable

by Daz January 4, 2005

Platty

To act so utterly stupid the special ed student calls you retarded.

Oh my fucking god Dominic you are being such a platty.

by Haihatu February 13, 2020

Platty

n. Your sarcastic, hypothetical Platinum credit card so you can feel make believe rich for a split second.

Girl "Honey, i neeed those Choo's... Will you get them for me? Pleeeeaaaase...."

Guy "Sure!"

Girl "Really?!"

Guy "I'll just stick them on my big, fat f***in' platty!"

by NRAL May 13, 2010

platty

PLATTY OF CHORLEY! sikk guy! top m8s! Generaly has a large penis.

platty of chorley m8s wiv some sound ppl

by chris platt January 14, 2008

Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

motha platty

A beautiful, young black gay who is famous on the Bigo live app. His name is Tae but address him as Motha platty, Motha Bigo, Motha generosity or Queen. Motha has a platform and can do justice to any ballroom floor. ALWAYS respect MOTHA of ALL MOTHAS.

Omg I wish i could meet motha platty.

Be fair motha platty is beautiful.

by periodduhh March 23, 2021