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Joolusional 

A dumpy body jewish person that claims to be good at jujitsu but gets obliterated and choked out every week.
Craig was submitted five times last week by Lenny Cuddles but for some reason he thinks that his jujitsu is good. Craig is definitely Joolusional.
Joolusional by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023
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Jewlusional 

A legally blind, hairy, basement dwelling jew with a tenuous grasp on reality.
you know that guy assuh? i hear hes Jewlusional.
Jewlusional by Dickfergeson88 February 22, 2022

coolusional 

Being so cool its delusional.
Dave and Kenny are coolusional.
coolusional by DW905 November 30, 2011

Jelusional 

When a Indian looking drug addicted male claims themselves the “chosen one” and prefers to themselves as god and uses “digging in her butt” as a way of greeting
God damn sully that boy is Jelusional
Jelusional by Jelusional December 13, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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