Joolusional

When a useless dumpy body Joo gets submitted by the same move every week and actually thinks that his jujitsu is good.

Craig gets submitted by the same choke every week but he thinks people are scared to train with him at 5am. He's fooking Joolusional

by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023

Joolusional

A dumpy body jewish person that claims to be good at jujitsu but gets obliterated and choked out every week.

Craig was submitted five times last week by Lenny Cuddles but for some reason he thinks that his jujitsu is good. Craig is definitely Joolusional.

by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023

Jewlusional

A legally blind, hairy, basement dwelling jew with a tenuous grasp on reality.

you know that guy assuh? i hear hes Jewlusional.

by Dickfergeson88 February 22, 2022

coolusional

Being so cool its delusional.

Dave and Kenny are coolusional.

by DW905 November 30, 2011

Jelusional

When a Indian looking drug addicted male claims themselves the “chosen one” and prefers to themselves as god and uses “digging in her butt” as a way of greeting

God damn sully that boy is Jelusional

by Jelusional December 13, 2022