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Joolusional 

A dumpy body jewish person that claims to be good at jujitsu but gets obliterated and choked out every week.
Craig was submitted five times last week by Lenny Cuddles but for some reason he thinks that his jujitsu is good. Craig is definitely Joolusional.
Joolusional by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023
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Jewlusional 

A legally blind, hairy, basement dwelling jew with a tenuous grasp on reality.
you know that guy assuh? i hear hes Jewlusional.
Jewlusional by Dickfergeson88 February 22, 2022

coolusional 

Being so cool its delusional.
Dave and Kenny are coolusional.
coolusional by DW905 November 30, 2011

Jelusional 

When a Indian looking drug addicted male claims themselves the “chosen one” and prefers to themselves as god and uses “digging in her butt” as a way of greeting
God damn sully that boy is Jelusional
Jelusional by Jelusional December 13, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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