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Joolusional 

When a useless dumpy body Joo gets submitted by the same move every week and actually thinks that his jujitsu is good.
Craig gets submitted by the same choke every week but he thinks people are scared to train with him at 5am. He's fooking Joolusional
Joolusional by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023
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Joolusional 

A dumpy body jewish person that claims to be good at jujitsu but gets obliterated and choked out every week.
Craig was submitted five times last week by Lenny Cuddles but for some reason he thinks that his jujitsu is good. Craig is definitely Joolusional.
Joolusional by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023
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Jewlusional 

A legally blind, hairy, basement dwelling jew with a tenuous grasp on reality.
you know that guy assuh? i hear hes Jewlusional.
Jewlusional by Dickfergeson88 February 22, 2022

coolusional 

Being so cool its delusional.
Dave and Kenny are coolusional.
coolusional by DW905 November 30, 2011

Jelusional 

When a Indian looking drug addicted male claims themselves the “chosen one” and prefers to themselves as god and uses “digging in her butt” as a way of greeting
God damn sully that boy is Jelusional
Jelusional by Jelusional December 13, 2022
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