Jontey

A savage and sexy individual who will borrow your girl for the night before making her walk back to the streets where she belongs! He doesn’t take shit from anybody, and is sure to beat your ass if you try him in any way, shape, or form.

“Don’t fuck with Jontey that guy is a savage with no remorse!”

by DefinitionMan2332 June 25, 2022

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

Jontez

Jontez is a person who pretty,smart,funny,sweet,careful. He will give you all of him. And this person is very special in many ways. He's a beast in Football he will smack any one who touches the ball. He is a muscular, fast and athletic person. He is super smart,quiet, and very strong. But yall niggas don't wanna try him he probably quite sometimes, but he will kick ass, his hands and arms are like bullets coming out a machine gun.... "Girls" This guy is sooo romantic when you get to really know him. He's likes flirting, and being erkin to girls. He will be soo SWEET to a girl, You will be so happy if you got you a Jontez he's soo incredible. He sometimes mean and a bad person but that just don't happens people make him like that. He gets jealous mad easily. He will keep his mind on one girl that is special to him. Most girls think he's like all boys but he's not... But "girls" You will be surprised if you see whats in his pants " Its Very Long "...... A Jontez is Freaky something but he will not wanna have Sex. He loves spending time kissing and Cuddling with his girlfriend. He really don't trust many people, out of all his homies he will only trust one.. And lady's yall have to earn his Trust, Love, Careness... So u have to be Loyal... Cause a Jontez is super Loyal... He is a designer, neat, and clean person.. He can be one thing than the next minute he will change. But you will be lucky to have you a Jontez, So take care of him.

*Wow!! I heard that Jontez is soo funny and super sweet!!*

"Did you guys see Jontez playing football last night Nd he ran over everybody"

*Jontez is soo erkin but its funny and fun and plus he's soo handsome and romantic!!

by Holy_Ghost_ March 31, 2016

jongey

Jongey acts as a replacement for adjectives such as stinky, smelly, pongy and stankin

She is renowned for her jongey snatch, which is why she has no sexual relations

by Jongey May 26, 2020

Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021

Jonte

Of the male variety, usually comes with a huge heart, the ability to make most anyone smile, is always smiling themselves. Jontes are one of a kind because they're always so optimistic to the point where it can get quite obnoxious for anyone who isn't exactly the same way. They're always willing to lend a hand and help another, even at the expense of themselves. Be careful though, because under that jolly exterior, just like all of us, lies a fragile heart. Be nice to all Jontes and they will reciprocate the feeling to you. If you're ever lucky to meet one, please, do feel blessed. :-)

Can be used to describe a nice deed.

Cynthia: My mom got stuck in work yesterday and I had no way or money to get home.
Sandy: How'd you get home?
Cynthia: That kid from our history class drove me. Even though I know his house is on the polar opposite of the city.
Sandy: Wow that was so Jonte of him.

Daughter: Mom, I met the most amazing, most caring guy ever.
Mom: Was he a Jonte? I should've married one instead of your douchebag father.

by Conceited A. January 2, 2011

Jonty

A name used to describe a particularly popular, intelligent and admirable person. Often used as a term of endearment.

"Jonty, that is just this side of decadence."

"Why thank you Jonty."

"You have excelled yourself Jonty."

by Carl Dadd December 23, 2004