Joney 

Derived from Jonas. Describing something, well, Jonas Brothers-ish. Being, "fancy", "fruity", or, when all else fails, gay. Also pertaining to anything very childish or overrated. A waste.

The new girl was a joney. She wore pink and had pigtails. She wore Disney Princess t-shirts and Sketchers.

The new guy was a joney. He wore a rainbow t-shirt on his first day and listens to Madonna.

Joney by ʎppǝɹɟ ǝןqısıʌuı April 13, 2009

Joney 

A sexy blonde icon. Their often called stupid but that’s just some bull crap!

“Joney is so hot, I can’t even look at her.”

Joney by Joneyy March 12, 2022

joney

a term to describe a couple so far gone and toxic

that couple over there is in a joney for sure

joney by joney101 April 11, 2026

Joney Jefe

Pronounced “hon ey hef ay”

Standard def- original trade name for pure honey. Often used with term, “picante,” meaning “hot.” The spelling intermingles Spanish pronunciation of “j” as an English “h” and the English name, “Jeff” as the Spanish name, “Jefe” which overall translates to “honey boss.”

Slang def- used when one wants to describe something as sweet (as honey) and hot (picante) at the same time. Also used as an expression to something seen or done in an amazing manner.

It can also be used in as an adjective/noun combination to describe someone as a sweet individual who can handle situations like a boss.

“This bottle of Joney Jefe-Picante makes this grilled chicken fajita meat taste incredible. My mom puts some of that picante Joney Jefe in her coffee!”

“Dude, that performance was Joney Jefe! It was picante! You were in the zone, Boss!”

“It wasn’t just a nice thing he did then, he was a Joney Jefe all day long!”

Joney Jefe by Bettermj January 12, 2022

joney jone 

a easy pronoun able to replace any word.

Give me that joney jone dawg.
(in this sentence joney jone can mean anything you want it to mean)

joney jone by geanous March 17, 2009

Coney Joney 

The name that YouTube's "How Ridiculous" ascribed to the Hertzian Cone Crack after they threw glass balls off the 45 meter tower. The end that hit the ground shattered and made an off-center cone shape.

Herron: What happened to it?
Gauson: It's another Coney Joney thing!

Coney Joney by CharmingCharles2896 August 23, 2022

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020