Jondkin

A large, sweaty cat

Your jondkin is very nice

Jondkin by Jonkin September 5, 2016

jonkin my jeter 

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.

You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

jonkin my jeter by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 17, 2011

jonking 

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter 

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

jonskins 

nickname for jonty epskamp

hey jonskins how you doing?

jonskins by arjenrobben November 3, 2013

Jonking 

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

Jonking by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021

Jonding 

When something is going wrong and not as intended. Often referred to making mistakes and not doing something of low quality.

Ok...we really have to stop jonding or we're going to lose this soccer match.

Jonding by greeder69 January 8, 2022