Jonasta

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An extremely charming and charismatic individual. A true born leader, leads with pride and is known to be the commander above all.

Son of Zeus, Jonasta is believed to be immortal and almighty. He is also known to be filled with compassion and loving to all. Making the perfect partner, he will stay devoted and love her with all his heart. He is set for success and will not stop for anyone. His amazingly good looks will be an added advantage for those who fall in love with his glistening eyes.

Have u seen that hot guy there? His name must be Jonasta!

Jonasta by taliban dicktionary November 21, 2021

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jonasia

Jonasia is a beautiful girl, who is also smart and intelligent. Athletic and jockey, but is also about her work. Jonasia is a girl who's mixed with the best and the worst it'll amaze you.... she's the kindest girl you'll ever meet, she looks out for everyone and gets hurt really fast.

Jonasia is a Beaty

jonasia by Kidd123 March 14, 2017

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Jonatas

Jonatas is a guy with very good looks. All the girls want to fuck him. At first sight you might think he is all stuck up, but when you meet him he is really sweet and cool. If you ever need something, you best be sure Jonatas is going to help you. He is very accepting of everyone and always willing to make a new friend

"Oh my god! He is such a jonatas"

Jonatas by Beeboisdunfun July 12, 2017

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Jonatan

Jonatan is the Word for ”Big Dick”

My name is FRICKIN Jonatan Guys.

Jonatan by BitchLasagne May 8, 2019

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jonasgasm

Getting an orgasm when hearing/saying anything related to the Jonas Brothers.

Girl : OMG. my dog just had a jonasgasm after hearing nick singing.

Brother : I don't care. Please stop corrupting our dog

jonasgasm by jonasdog September 23, 2009

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Jonatan

He is a very creative boy, they like to paint, draw or find a way to express their art.

Jonatan is different from other boys his way of dressing is original, he thinks that identifies his ardent personality with which he captivates many women although his main attraction is his brown eyes the way his gaze impacts leaving everyone intimidated.

Never give up, fight for what you want until you get it can get confused but never lose. It is characterized by its stubbornness that is what can annoy other people over time tend to accept it

Freak and cute

Who is?

it’s Jonatan

Jonatan by Beautifulpoison January 26, 2020

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Jonatan Bergström

Jonatan is 17 and president of Rasbo Kil KKK. They meet up at sunday afternoons when Jonatan usually bring fika and small boys he picked up from Uppsala Centralstation.
Jonatan is not a charismatic guy but kind of disgusting.

Oh run there is Jonatan Bergström.

Jonatan Bergström by Isak Forsberg December 8, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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