JonDon
Someone who is danker then the rest. He uses his inner Maui to cause powerful waves of dank throughout the world.
JonDon by Lord Dank III October 23, 2017
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jindonut
jindonut - jin-doh-nuht
Noun
When a Jindo breed of dog curls up into a tight ball, representing that of a donut. Other breeds may perform similar positions but is only 'like' a jindonut as they are not Jindos. We don't judge though, too much. Our dogs do though.
There are certain criteria to be a successful jindonut:
The dog must be positioned in a full loop on the ground lying down. Partial loops don't qualify. Think donut vs say a
croissant.
The nose of the dog must be firmly planted into the butt
The tail must not be blocking the nose, and should be positioned outside of the nose area in a relaxed wrapping
state, continuing the circle.
Proper jindonut technique would show no nose at all as it is hidden in the unsavory area of the dog's rear, which
they don't seem to mind somehow.
Noun
When a Jindo breed of dog curls up into a tight ball, representing that of a donut. Other breeds may perform similar positions but is only 'like' a jindonut as they are not Jindos. We don't judge though, too much. Our dogs do though.
There are certain criteria to be a successful jindonut:
The dog must be positioned in a full loop on the ground lying down. Partial loops don't qualify. Think donut vs say a
croissant.
The nose of the dog must be firmly planted into the butt
The tail must not be blocking the nose, and should be positioned outside of the nose area in a relaxed wrapping
state, continuing the circle.
Proper jindonut technique would show no nose at all as it is hidden in the unsavory area of the dog's rear, which
they don't seem to mind somehow.
Jordon Mckenny
The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.
Jordon Mckenny by youwillneverknowwhoiwas November 30, 2011
Jordon
Simply the best, a gift to god sent to earth to stop global warming, end poverty and world hunger. Just the presence of a Jordon makes all woman in the room orgasm on the spot. It is said in ancient greek myths that in the battle of titans a Jordon came down and won the battle in 10 seconds it would have been 5 but he had to tie his shoe. Some nicknames for a Jordon are The holy lord, Chuck Norris and i'm not worthy. Gets greatly offended if you call him a Jordan.
Person 1: omg do you know who that is?
Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon
Person 1: we should start bowing
Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon
Person 1: we should start bowing
Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
Jordon by Thebigman15 October 8, 2010
Jondom
An environmentally friendly, reusable condom made out of jean material. Can be bought in a variety of styles, which include, but are not limited to: bedazzled, embroidered, acid washed, skinny, boot cut, capri, distressed, cut off, or boyfriend. All styles can be washed on a delicate cycle in cold water. Air dry your jondom, but do not iron.
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