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When a Jindo breed of dog curls up into a tight ball, representing that of a donut. Other breeds may perform similar positions but is only 'like' a jindonut as they are not Jindos. We don't judge though, too much. Our dogs do though.
There are certain criteria to be a successful jindonut:
The dog must be positioned in a full loop on the ground lying down. Partial loops don't qualify. Think donut vs say a
croissant.
The nose of the dog must be firmly planted into the butt
The tail must not be blocking the nose, and should be positioned outside of the nose area in a relaxed wrapping
state, continuing the circle.
Proper jindonut technique would show no nose at all as it is hidden in the unsavory area of the dog's rear, which
they don't seem to mind somehow.
Noun
When a Jindo breed of dog curls up into a tight ball, representing that of a donut. Other breeds may perform similar positions but is only 'like' a jindonut as they are not Jindos. We don't judge though, too much. Our dogs do though.
There are certain criteria to be a successful jindonut:
The dog must be positioned in a full loop on the ground lying down. Partial loops don't qualify. Think donut vs say a
croissant.
The nose of the dog must be firmly planted into the butt
The tail must not be blocking the nose, and should be positioned outside of the nose area in a relaxed wrapping
state, continuing the circle.
Proper jindonut technique would show no nose at all as it is hidden in the unsavory area of the dog's rear, which
they don't seem to mind somehow.
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