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Someone who is danker then the rest. He uses his inner Maui to cause powerful waves of dank throughout the world.
What a total JonDon!
JonDon by Lord Dank III October 23, 2017
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Jonkonf'y 

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)
Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.
Jonkonf'y by flagelin February 19, 2015
Related Words
JonDon jondond jondong Jordon JonJon jondom Joedon jonon Jonson Jendon
jindonut - jin-doh-nuht

Noun
When a Jindo breed of dog curls up into a tight ball, representing that of a donut. Other breeds may perform similar positions but is only 'like' a jindonut as they are not Jindos. We don't judge though, too much. Our dogs do though.

There are certain criteria to be a successful jindonut:

The dog must be positioned in a full loop on the ground lying down. Partial loops don't qualify. Think donut vs say a

croissant.

The nose of the dog must be firmly planted into the butt

The tail must not be blocking the nose, and should be positioned outside of the nose area in a relaxed wrapping

state, continuing the circle.

Proper jindonut technique would show no nose at all as it is hidden in the unsavory area of the dog's rear, which

they don't seem to mind somehow.
Look at that Jindo lying down in a perfect circle. Looks like a donut. Hey it's a Jindonut!
jindonut by moogoos June 18, 2021

Jordon Mckenny 

The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.
Jordon Mckenny is the man I will keep forever
A strong willed, respectful, handsome fellow with great sense of humor.
Jodon is a great guy.
Hey Jodon, I'm glad you stopped by.

You're so successful, Jodon.
Jodon by Quon.k. October 12, 2020
Simply the best, a gift to god sent to earth to stop global warming, end poverty and world hunger. Just the presence of a Jordon makes all woman in the room orgasm on the spot. It is said in ancient greek myths that in the battle of titans a Jordon came down and won the battle in 10 seconds it would have been 5 but he had to tie his shoe. Some nicknames for a Jordon are The holy lord, Chuck Norris and i'm not worthy. Gets greatly offended if you call him a Jordan.
Person 1: omg do you know who that is?

Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon

Person 1: we should start bowing

Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
Jordon by Thebigman15 October 8, 2010
An environmentally friendly, reusable condom made out of jean material. Can be bought in a variety of styles, which include, but are not limited to: bedazzled, embroidered, acid washed, skinny, boot cut, capri, distressed, cut off, or boyfriend. All styles can be washed on a delicate cycle in cold water. Air dry your jondom, but do not iron.
Hey dude. I just got a bedazzled jondom for my creepy pee pee to go bang up my girlfriends freaky tiki.
Jondom by Lorex34 July 22, 2017
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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