A very sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Jommel in a rude manner gets dominated by Jommel. What a fuckin g legend.
Girl#1: "even though I broke up with Jommel he still wants to kiss me and he looks past my mistakes"
Girl#2: "Wow. I wish I had someone like that"
A word used to describe a girl who wants to be of Italian Origin with a subtle hint of Scottishness
Jammez:'Mozzarela De Buffola Please Neebur,Sorry but the Hollytree dont serve that,just breaded mushrooms,any tips would be greatly appreciated for the Beat Fund'
Jommer is not afraid of public opinion, he will be loud and restless at all times but will always have you on the floor whether it be from physicality or something he said.
“Bro last night was so cool we ran into these party animals”
“Aw no way you ran into a pack of jommers”