Jommel
A very sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Jommel in a rude manner gets dominated by Jommel. What a fuckin g legend.
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Jomelys
Jomelys is at first unapproachable, but when you eventually get to know her, you will be instantly amazed. Jomelys has a shaved head and brown eyes. She has LED lights in her room, so you already know she is cool. She is very funny and has a great personality. She does not play any sports, but she is musically talented. Jomeyles has the best taste in music. From 5SOS to Harry styles she could amp up any party with her playlist. She has very strong opinions and you have to be prepared for her constant rants about Harry Styles. But it's all worth it in the end to be friends with her. Trust me NEVER LET A JOMELYS GO.
Jomelys by The One The Only:Harry Styles November 8, 2020
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