A very sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Jommel in a rude manner gets dominated by Jommel. What a fuckin g legend.
Girl#1: "even though I broke up with Jommel he still wants to kiss me and he looks past my mistakes"
Girl#2: "Wow. I wish I had someone like that"
Girl#2: "Wow. I wish I had someone like that"
by rmpach October 09, 2020
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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