rmpach's definitions

Jommel

A very sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Jommel in a rude manner gets dominated by Jommel. What a fuckin g legend.

Girl#1: "even though I broke up with Jommel he still wants to kiss me and he looks past my mistakes"
Girl#2: "Wow. I wish I had someone like that"

by rmpach October 9, 2020

Josiebelle

Pinaka sexy sa Calinan. Gwapa sad kaayo ni siya ug buutan. Maatimanon ug masaligan nga tao. Simple lang ug beauty pero pak na pak kaayo sa kaanyag. Gamay na lang kaayo ang sama ani niya nga babae ug swerte na kaayo ka kung makaencounter kag sama niya.

example:
Guy 1: You're Josiebelle's boyfriend?
Guy 2: Of course! Very lucky eh?
Guy 1: huwaw! Sana all!

by rmpach October 12, 2020