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josymar flores 

An obnoxious little prick who in the eighth grade I had for a student in my english class always had a mouth on especially after he told me and I quote "screw you" end quote and his friends were a bad choice especially all the skater ones and the only reason I passed him in my class is because I hate I despise that gosh darn little camle toed homosexual.
The only reason Josymar made it into the 9th grade is because none of his teachers hated him and did not want to have him for another year in their class.
josymar flores by Mrs. Martin February 15, 2005
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Jol•amar
Adjective:

1. A state of neither like or dislike, a distaste that leans to indifference but never quite reaches.

Example: A fly in the room you’re not inclined to swat since there’s nothing, food, for it to fuck with-in theory-but it Fucks with everything that it can possibly get it’s little clean, yet “stigmatizely” disgusting, body on. You don’t really think about it except for when it buzzes in your ear, then you observe it, and keep it pushing.
Gotta say, I’m really starting to Jolamar you Margret...
Jolamar by MrsSucmiuff January 23, 2019

josymar flores 

linkinpark favorite fan is me
josymar flores by king of rock February 23, 2005

joymares 

a positive dream about something that no longer exists in reality (a former love etc) and upsets you once you awake.
I don't know if what I have would be considered nightmares, but I often have dreams of reconciling with lost friends/ex significant others that give me such a bubble of happiness and hope, that is horribly burst upon waking up and I end up depressed and mopey for the whole day thinking about how those things will never happen.

Seriously, fuck those kinds of dreams. I shall call them joymares

from: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xaw3l/if_you_could_get_rid_of_one_vital_bodily_function/c5kqwbf
joymares by kluiez July 28, 2012

josymar flores 

king of the world, not to be associated with common mortal like that fag eddie harris
josymar kicked his dog eddie in the nuts
josymar flores by phantom hand February 16, 2005

josymar flores 

the king of this fucked up world has many pets but his favorite is eddie harris
josymar flores by king of rock March 7, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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