Skip to main content
Josymar is a really kind person. He is very funny,smart,sporty,shy. But once you get to know him better he won't be that shy.josymar is meant to be good boyfriends and will kiss you very gentle. Josymar is also a person who likes basketball and soccer. Josymar won't let anyone down. If someone likes him he starts to like her too.
Girl1: who's that hot guy over there

Girl2: Oh that's josymar he is really cute back off i want him to be mine

Girl1:ima meet him first so hes mine back off bish
josymar by For josymar December 22, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

josymar flores 

An obnoxious little prick who in the eighth grade I had for a student in my english class always had a mouth on especially after he told me and I quote "screw you" end quote and his friends were a bad choice especially all the skater ones and the only reason I passed him in my class is because I hate I despise that gosh darn little camle toed homosexual.
The only reason Josymar made it into the 9th grade is because none of his teachers hated him and did not want to have him for another year in their class.
josymar flores by Mrs. Martin February 15, 2005
Related Words

josymar flores 

linkinpark favorite fan is me
josymar flores by king of rock February 23, 2005

josymar flores 

king of the world, not to be associated with common mortal like that fag eddie harris
josymar kicked his dog eddie in the nuts
josymar flores by phantom hand February 16, 2005

josymar flores 

the king of this fucked up world has many pets but his favorite is eddie harris
josymar flores by king of rock March 7, 2005

josymar flores 

the biggest fag in the world I mean he loves the cock his pastime is masturbating and sleeping with strange (marilyn manson) guys I have a video that shows him doing it curenntly on sell at [ebay.
josymar flores by eddie February 18, 2005

josymar flores 

Please see role-playing or die
Names guys name their hand
josymar flores by Eddie February 24, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more