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JEAN JOLTING

The act of having a female's vagina stimulated by one's hand through her jeans.
My boyfriend gave me a good jean jolting last night.
JEAN JOLTING by orblog genius June 25, 2008
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V. the act of leaving someone at the altar.
Mark Corrigan is a wedding jilting ass.
jilting by RNSchria March 16, 2013
When two or more heterosexual men grip each others testicles, and take turns yelling the alphabet as the tightness of the vice increases.
Chris - "Hey Nick, wanna go jolfing after work?"

Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."
Jolfing by NotSoBrownChris June 14, 2011

Mind jotting

Thinking!
Going over a list in ones mind!
Trying to remember something.
contemplating.
Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.
The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.
Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!
jolking by Sankdadude December 3, 2014

Jolinger 

When someone's penis is the same size as their little finger.
"That guy's got a Jolinger, you can tell."
Jolinger by Squished_Spiders May 20, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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