Joliene

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One of the kindest, sweetest humans you will ever meet. Cute furry animals flock to be near her. Children believe she is an angel in disguise. Destined to go to heaven. Still, you can’t get her out of your mind because she is mysterious in so many ways. An amazing listener and friend. An artist. Able to solve complicated math problems.

When you’re having a bad day it helps to have a Joliene to listen to and make you feel like the world is going to be okay after all.

Joliene by Erica Oneal November 23, 2021

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Jolene

She is a loyal and strong-headed person. She is a lifesaver and when you need help you can always turn around and she'll have your back. Jolene is beauty queen but she doesn't mind staying out of drama. You must be blessed if you have an Jolene in your life because she saves you in need!! Don't ever dare to hurt Jolene because she doesn't deserve that! SHE DESERVES THE BEST!!

Dude : Jolene Thank you!! You're always saving me
Dude : You're a lifesaver

Jolene by User23460 April 7, 2017

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Jolien

Jolien is the kindest woman you will ever meet. Jolien is nice to every single person that she meets. Jolien is extremely devoted. She is wise beyond her years. Jolien is an amazing best friend and sister.

Jolien is an amazing friend.

Jolien by Yellow Rose of Texas February 8, 2020

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Joline

A Joline is a beautiful woman, maybe a little introvert, but Joline 's tend to be very kindhearted. Once you know a real Joline, it's not possible to not be in love. Usually a real Joline can be recognised if they have: dark brown hair, a good taste in style, a cute and shining smile with deep red lipstick. Some Joline's have naughty little secrets. A real Joline can be tricky to find.

Wow, is that a Joline for real? They are so rare bro! I wish I could see her one more time, I'm so in love!

Joline by Pneudosiem May 14, 2017

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Jolene Blalock

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.

Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.

Jolene Blalock by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

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Jolene

A woman who can easily take my man

Please don’t take my man, Jolene

Yeah, and then Jolene stole my boo

Jolene by Joleeeeene March 10, 2019

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Joline

Joline is a ridiculously good looking girl. Who basically can have any man she wants!

Look that babe is a totally Joline. I bet you nobody can get that girl!

Joline by Mowgli_14 October 14, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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