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The most adoring, handsome, smart and charming guy you will ever find. He loves to make new friends, hang out with them, he is the Most popular among their friends and basically is an All Rounder. He is handsome too, you couldn't resist not looking at him and realising you've made such a great friend like Jolem.
Jolem is my friend
Jolem by Cyclone252386 October 20, 2020
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joemalia 

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"
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jokemaster 

Herr Seifert is a Jokemaster
jokemaster by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021
she is really pretty. she is very understanding so if you ever need someone to talk to about anything, she's your girl. she will keep your secrets because she knows how it feels when her secrets get out and she doesn't like it at all. basically an all around great/amazing person. oh and she's better than youuuu. ;)
I wish I was like Jolena, but she's too amazing.
jolena by kirsten farmington June 21, 2015

[Jolena] 

Typically, a beautiful girl with good grades and a big heart.
[Jolena] by gossipgirl4ever October 16, 2008
Jolen is a wonderful girl, she is like fire. she is extremely beautiful but if you insult her or her friends you wont live to the next day. She is demonic , one minute she could be the most powerful goddess the next she can ruin your whole life.She is easy to talk to and hard to confuse. She can be an Evil genius and disappear like she was never there, She is obsessed with magic novels. she might even be the smartest person you know.
where is Jolen?
Idk she was just here.
jolen by Pikachu Pineapple September 1, 2017
She is a loyal and strong-headed person. She is a lifesaver and when you need help you can always turn around and she'll have your back. Jolene is beauty queen but she doesn't mind staying out of drama. You must be blessed if you have an Jolene in your life because she saves you in need!! Don't ever dare to hurt Jolene because she doesn't deserve that! SHE DESERVES THE BEST!!
Dude : Jolene Thank you!! You're always saving me
Dude : You're a lifesaver
Jolene by User23460 April 7, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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