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Jolen is a wonderful girl, she is like fire. she is extremely beautiful but if you insult her or her friends you wont live to the next day. She is demonic , one minute she could be the most powerful goddess the next she can ruin your whole life.She is easy to talk to and hard to confuse. She can be an Evil genius and disappear like she was never there, She is obsessed with magic novels. she might even be the smartest person you know.
where is Jolen?
Idk she was just here.
jolen by Pikachu Pineapple September 1, 2017
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jolen a stunning beautiful girl the one I know has like a dirty dish blond hair and amazing eyes she is always supportive and funny and caring person but you mess with her friends and your dead she can be very demonic when she is extremely upset at someone she is also the most smartest person I ever met also I call her jowen and she call me macky
some guy:"I need a supportive, smart, creative and beautiful inside out person"

another guy:"you need a jolen"
Jolen by creativefox4you April 20, 2020
a person who weighs 1000LB dude is s unit jesus. Eats McDonald's and rice everyday and is the reason the ice cream machine at McDonald's is always broken. He also brags about his mom working at McDonald's and thinks he will make it to the nba despite not having any skill whatsoever.
Jolen by jolen August 27, 2020
A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015
she is really pretty. she is very understanding so if you ever need someone to talk to about anything, she's your girl. she will keep your secrets because she knows how it feels when her secrets get out and she doesn't like it at all. basically an all around great/amazing person. oh and she's better than youuuu. ;)
I wish I was like Jolena, but she's too amazing.
jolena by kirsten farmington June 21, 2015
The best person ever. She is usually tall but very sweet. Will always be there for you. At first will come off as over protective but is just being your BESTIE. The person who will always be willing to keep a secret. Always says she is ugly even though she is drop dead gorgeous. The girl who every guy secretly likes. She has an amazing personality but in even bigger heart. Always keep JELENA with you. Because if you don’t it would be the worst day of your life.
Omg JELENA is the best person ever!
Jelena by Fun_city May 28, 2020
Jolana’s are amazing very pretty girls pretty eyes silly goofy smart athletic but if you get on her bad side she can be a little rude like everyone or a little fake but that’s ok.
Jolana has a nice booty!
Jolana by Roller derby jay April 25, 2019
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