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[Jolena] 

Typically, a beautiful girl with good grades and a big heart.
[Jolena] by gossipgirl4ever October 16, 2008
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she is really pretty. she is very understanding so if you ever need someone to talk to about anything, she's your girl. she will keep your secrets because she knows how it feels when her secrets get out and she doesn't like it at all. basically an all around great/amazing person. oh and she's better than youuuu. ;)
I wish I was like Jolena, but she's too amazing.
jolena by kirsten farmington June 21, 2015
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pretty, smart , can stick up for themselves , picky when it comes to boys.
man , a jolena won't date me but i would so date her.
Jolena by lovely123456789 July 30, 2009
Sexy, nice, spontaneous, reliable, weird but in a cute/funny kind of way, extremely likable, organized, unique, has an amazing sense of humor, friends with literally everyone, and more. She's a trustworthy person and is always wanting to hear what's on your mind. But be careful because if you upset her she will go all shanaenae on you.
Never a dull moment with Jolena.
Jolena by kirsten farmington June 21, 2015
She is the most wonderful person anyone could ever meet. She doubts herself sometimes because she doesn’t know how pretty she is! If you ever meet a Jolina hold on to her your in for a loop. She the wildest thing I have ever seen. She’s very athletic and has a lot of upper body strength! Jolina will make you laugh no matter what. She sticks by your side through your worst never doubting you for a minute. The crazy thing about crazy people is that they have an even crazier person behind them helping them do the things they are doing! Jolina is that crazy person and I love her just the way she is! She can be the best of the best of friends if you just give her a chance! If you ever come across a Jolina keep her close!
Them: She’s crazy what is doing, who is she?
Me: That’s Jolina and she’s having fun she’s the best! Why haven’t you tired talking to her?
Them: Because clearly she’s insane!
Me: I can see you haven’t met a Jolina before but maybe you should meet her before you judge her!
Jolina by fe4everagreaser July 14, 2018
A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015
Unique of course. How many Jolina's have you met lately? Fun, rarely serious, highly emotional, sometimes waaay too generous, talkative to a fault, loyal, brutally honest. Some have said beautiful, but I'd rather say "cute". Often loud. Seldom down. Word nerd, star trek geek, always have to have music on, eclectic. A natural positive energy surrounds Jolina, and she likes to give it out. LOVES to make people laugh. The type of person who will get in trouble by everyone else to help you out if thought to be in a friends' best interest. When you meet Jolina you may be taken aback for a moment, but give her a chance. : ) You won't regret it.
Chick 1- She can be sooo weird sometimes!! At least it makes me laugh!
Chick 2- What do you expect? Her name is Jolina. . .

Dude listening nearby- I like her! She's crazy.
Jolina by jda2012 October 10, 2012
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