Noun: The coolest guy you will ever meet, super sweet and hilarious at that. If you were to date/meet anyone it should be a Jolean
Verb: To say something so witty, it makes the most uptight women and men laugh and go after your dick.
Verb: To say something so witty, it makes the most uptight women and men laugh and go after your dick.
Holly: Did you meet that new kid Jolean yet?
Chris: Not ye but I heard he was such a god, the principle told him "SOMF".
Tom: Yo Cameron just pulled a Jolean and got the hottest teacher to suck him
Mike: Aw man no way I was supposed to hit that first.
Tom: Hey you cant be mad at anyone who pulls a Jolean.
Mike True
Chris: Not ye but I heard he was such a god, the principle told him "SOMF".
Tom: Yo Cameron just pulled a Jolean and got the hottest teacher to suck him
Mike: Aw man no way I was supposed to hit that first.
Tom: Hey you cant be mad at anyone who pulls a Jolean.
Mike True
by JoeShmoker November 20, 2013
jolean jolean jolean jolean everybody looking at her everybody's running for her everybody wants her bodies but her bodies nobody's.
by BREE PLS February 20, 2022