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Noun: The coolest guy you will ever meet, super sweet and hilarious at that. If you were to date/meet anyone it should be a Jolean

Verb: To say something so witty, it makes the most uptight women and men laugh and go after your dick.
Holly: Did you meet that new kid Jolean yet?

Chris: Not ye but I heard he was such a god, the principle told him "SOMF".

Tom: Yo Cameron just pulled a Jolean and got the hottest teacher to suck him
Mike: Aw man no way I was supposed to hit that first.

Tom: Hey you cant be mad at anyone who pulls a Jolean.
Mike True
Jolean by JoeShmoker November 20, 2013
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caca girl thats crazy and is bloody marys twin sister!!
jolean jolean jolean jolean everybody looking at her everybody's running for her everybody wants her bodies but her bodies nobody's.
jolean by BREE PLS February 20, 2022
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she is really pretty. she is very understanding so if you ever need someone to talk to about anything, she's your girl. she will keep your secrets because she knows how it feels when her secrets get out and she doesn't like it at all. basically an all around great/amazing person. oh and she's better than youuuu. ;)
I wish I was like Jolena, but she's too amazing.
jolena by kirsten farmington June 21, 2015
Jolana’s are amazing very pretty girls pretty eyes silly goofy smart athletic but if you get on her bad side she can be a little rude like everyone or a little fake but that’s ok.
Jolana has a nice booty!
Jolana by Roller derby jay April 25, 2019
A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020

Joseantonio 

Joseantonio means a very cool, but complex person. The name means hardworking, loyal, nice, and an overachiever, but a perfectionist. A thing that you might not know about a Joseantonio is his feelings. He may look one way, but feel another. Joseantonio may try to blend in or not appear as he may seem. He may be non-trustworthy at times, but an all around good guy and maybe even a bit funny.
I thought I knew you! You are such a Joseantonio!

[Jolena] 

Typically, a beautiful girl with good grades and a big heart.
[Jolena] by gossipgirl4ever October 16, 2008
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