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by Wonton James October 21, 2011
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Jolanda is a baddy.
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by Apple Pie Apple November 29, 2011
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Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!
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Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
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Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018
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by lea_manoza June 7, 2021
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