Noun: The coolest guy you will ever meet, super sweet and hilarious at that. If you were to date/meet anyone it should be a Jolean
Verb: To say something so witty, it makes the most uptight women and men laugh and go after your dick.
Holly: Did you meet that new kid Jolean yet?
Chris: Not ye but I heard he was such a god, the principle told him "SOMF".
Tom: Yo Cameron just pulled a Jolean and got the hottest teacher to suck him
Mike: Aw man no way I was supposed to hit that first.
Tom: Hey you cant be mad at anyone who pulls a Jolean.