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Joseantonio 

Joseantonio means a very cool, but complex person. The name means hardworking, loyal, nice, and an overachiever, but a perfectionist. A thing that you might not know about a Joseantonio is his feelings. He may look one way, but feel another. Joseantonio may try to blend in or not appear as he may seem. He may be non-trustworthy at times, but an all around good guy and maybe even a bit funny.
I thought I knew you! You are such a Joseantonio!
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Jose Antonio 

A person who thinks is very special and unique, but that in the end is as lame as a butthole
He thinks he's such a Jose Antonio, but he's quite dreary.
Jose Antonio by anommaster June 17, 2009

Jose Antonio 

Doesn’t love esther more , esther loves HIM more.
Jose Antonio: I love you more
Esther: no I love you more😙
Jose Antonio by ILOVEJ.A November 20, 2021

JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN 

Some idiot who got baited into letting a bot look up his name up on Urban Dictionary instead of doing his fucking job.
Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam
JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN you should do your job!

Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release

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<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Soler Aresesisa Arisesisa A Coon Ball For JOse ANtonio reyes, Because, And I Repeat, The Personification Ofu Felu's Shiva<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Soler Aresesisa Arisesisa A Coon Ball For JOse ANtonio reyes, Because, And I Repeat, The Personification Ofu Felu's Shiva<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Soler Aresesisa Arisesisa A Coon Ball For JOse ANtonio reyes, Because, And I Repeat, The Personification Ofu Felu's Shiva<.7.9.7.6.>
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