Joimom

Acronym for “Jerking Off into My Own Mouth”

“As a truck driver, every time a kid does the arm pump motion, I make sure to pull off the road and joimom.”

Joimom by Jelqer December 4, 2023

JoviMom

A mom who's passion is associated with the band Bon Jovi. Will often ditch mom-like duties to go to BonJovi Concerts. Hangs a guitar in her living room signed by all the members of the band along with other paraphanellia. When not chasing after her favorite band from the 80's she is attending mom-like duties and often accompanies her kiddos on their various activities. Don't be fooled though we all know where her mind is at. Has been known too hand Bon Jovi a pair of handcuffs from time too time.

"The dishes aren't done dammit Jovimom!!"

"Dude she's such a Jovimom she must have like three kids and a husband but she keeps on handing me handcuffs!?"

"She's 40 and she still digs Bon Jovi...yup she's a JoviMom."

JoviMom by Starfighter13 June 17, 2009

Jomoma 

The woman whom gave birth to you and/or raised you.

Also, a retarded way to say "Your mother" as a snappy comeback.

"Hey man, can I get some of jomoma's breast milk?"

"Sure dawg."

Man 1: "Hey man, you're so damn FAT!"

Man 2: "Fat Jomoma."

Jomoma by Wackles January 14, 2010

joimoi 

A wimpish human, often associated with trains, planes and cars.
However, sexy as hell.

1) OMG you're such a joimoi!
2) Stop crying you joimoi!

joimoi by Hugh Jass Jnr May 22, 2008

Jommomobille 

1; Any early model vehicle that resembles any car in the 1929 Ford Model A series.
2; A 1929 Ford Model A.
3; A vintage style ragtime piano song by YouTuber Ronnietoya.

While I was at the car show I saw a sweet Jommomobille!
Look at that Jommomobille!

Jommomobille by Kingston Rey November 23, 2019

Jomomma 

Usually used as a name for a sex partner

Luke: guess who I jus smashed slim
Robert : who ?
Luke: jomomma bitch !

Robert: ?...

Jomomma by Sspxzz August 4, 2018

JoeMomma 

1. A sleek and slender young chap who is quite the looker.

2. A chill ass motha fucka who gets the bitches

3. Another form of the phrase "your mother"

"Damn son, i wish i could be like joemomma, all layed back and shit."

kid 1: hey dude what did you do last night?
kid 2: i did joemomma!

JoeMomma by st3v3 P March 25, 2009