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A wimpish human, often associated with trains, planes and cars.
However, sexy as hell.
1) OMG you're such a joimoi!
2) Stop crying you joimoi!
joimoi by Hugh Jass Jnr May 22, 2008
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Someone who's smarter than you
A Ling Ling Jr.
Someone who is accepted into every college without taking the SAT
thats right you're a joiboii-wanna-be
kid: Yayyyyy I got an A on my project for science
mom: you're such a disgrace. Joiboii has gotten a job as a doctor! At age 5!
Joiboii by wemon June 17, 2020
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Joijoi or more commonly as "Joiouss" is the universes most ravishing, gorgeous and stunning girl. To share the true impact she has on the world here is a famous quote involving this magnificent girl "HOLY MOLY" - Levi Braddock.
I am deeply inlove with Joijoi
Joijoi by Mrdookiebooty September 13, 2023
Beautiful, isn’t afraid to share opinions, most of the time rude, but when they aren’t Funny.
Yo Jomoiah is fine asfk.
Jomoiah by luckynjmercat November 19, 2023
Acronym for “Jerking Off into My Own Mouth
“As a truck driver, every time a kid does the arm pump motion, I make sure to pull off the road and joimom.”
Joimom by Jelqer December 4, 2023
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