Jomoma 

The woman whom gave birth to you and/or raised you.

Also, a retarded way to say "Your mother" as a snappy comeback.

"Hey man, can I get some of jomoma's breast milk?"

"Sure dawg."

Man 1: "Hey man, you're so damn FAT!"

Man 2: "Fat Jomoma."

Jomoma by Wackles January 14, 2010

JOMMAY

Someone who doesn’t want a relationship at the moment and is just there for a good time with friends.

person 1: man she’s so hot!
person 2: I don’t want to go for anyone, going to be a total JOMMAY right now.

JOMMAY by Smooth Thanos February 7, 2022

Jolomabalay 

An island located in the Philippines. It is tropical and has bipolar weather patterns at times.

We are visiting jolomabalay for the holidays, would you like to come?

Jolomabalay by Grant elementary school June 23, 2019

jomama 

Noun portion of response to any question you don't wish to answer. Usage often leads to follow-up questions and/or altercation.

Q: Yo, who jacked my spinners while I was inside gettin' my check cashed?

A: Jomama did.

R: Man, you tell me or I gonna f u up.

jomama by MasterShakeNBake July 10, 2006

jomama 

your mother, the person that brought you into this world.

yo sup, how's jomama doin'?

jomama by Mark Randall August 7, 2003

jo moma 

a stupid way to say yo moma as an insult

dude: oooh jo moma so dumb
other dude: shut up dumbass

jo moma by PlayDohMan July 5, 2004

Jooma

A Slang term used at Gay bars in order to point out someone with AIDS.

See that slim fellow over there with the dirty martini, don't go home with him he's Jooma.

Jooma by Bonetrain24 December 12, 2018