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The woman whom gave birth to you and/or raised you.

Also, a retarded way to say "Your mother" as a snappy comeback.
"Hey man, can I get some of jomoma's breast milk?"

"Sure dawg."

Man 1: "Hey man, you're so damn FAT!"

Man 2: "Fat Jomoma."
Jomoma by Wackles January 14, 2010
Someone who doesn’t want a relationship at the moment and is just there for a good time with friends.
person 1: man she’s so hot!
person 2: I don’t want to go for anyone, going to be a total JOMMAY right now.
JOMMAY by Smooth Thanos February 7, 2022
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Jolomabalay 

An island located in the Philippines. It is tropical and has bipolar weather patterns at times.
We are visiting jolomabalay for the holidays, would you like to come?
Noun portion of response to any question you don't wish to answer. Usage often leads to follow-up questions and/or altercation.
Q: Yo, who jacked my spinners while I was inside gettin' my check cashed?

A: Jomama did.

R: Man, you tell me or I gonna f u up.
jomama by MasterShakeNBake July 10, 2006
your mother, the person that brought you into this world.
yo sup, how's jomama doin'?
jomama by Mark Randall August 7, 2003
a stupid way to say yo moma as an insult
dude: oooh jo moma so dumb
other dude: shut up dumbass
jo moma by PlayDohMan July 5, 2004
A Slang term used at Gay bars in order to point out someone with AIDS.
See that slim fellow over there with the dirty martini, don't go home with him he's Jooma.
Jooma by Bonetrain24 December 12, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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