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a awesome come back that can never be beaten
1st person-"-YOU are Fat and Ugly!"
2nd person" oh yeah, well Joemoma "
joemoma by chris May 13, 2005
Words you can keep
The woman whom gave birth to you and/or raised you.

Also, a retarded way to say "Your mother" as a snappy comeback.
"Hey man, can I get some of jomoma's breast milk?"

"Sure dawg."

Man 1: "Hey man, you're so damn FAT!"

Man 2: "Fat Jomoma."
Jomoma by Wackles January 14, 2010

Joemama mode

A term used by people who are sexually attracted to horses, and love cumming inside of them. Often said when getting shit on in Valorant and attempts to hype themselves up.
I'm about to go Joemama mode on these kids!
Joemama mode by SarahTheHorse June 21, 2021
"Joemama is really really fat"
joemama by Childs December 1, 2005

JoeMomma 

1. A sleek and slender young chap who is quite the looker.

2. A chill ass motha fucka who gets the bitches

3. Another form of the phrase "your mother"
"Damn son, i wish i could be like joemomma, all layed back and shit."

kid 1: hey dude what did you do last night?
kid 2: i did joemomma!
JoeMomma by st3v3 P March 25, 2009

Joe moma's hot 

Meaning that u think some ones mom is pimpin all the time she has booty and titys she is hot.
Joe mama is Jerrid Edward Spencer's mom.
Who's Joe? Joemama.
Joemama by BmParticle November 19, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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