JoviMom

A mom who's passion is associated with the band Bon Jovi. Will often ditch mom-like duties to go to BonJovi Concerts. Hangs a guitar in her living room signed by all the members of the band along with other paraphanellia. When not chasing after her favorite band from the 80's she is attending mom-like duties and often accompanies her kiddos on their various activities. Don't be fooled though we all know where her mind is at. Has been known too hand Bon Jovi a pair of handcuffs from time too time.

"The dishes aren't done dammit Jovimom!!"

"Dude she's such a Jovimom she must have like three kids and a husband but she keeps on handing me handcuffs!?"

"She's 40 and she still digs Bon Jovi...yup she's a JoviMom."

JoviMom by Starfighter13 June 17, 2009

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Joimom

Acronym for “Jerking Off into My Own Mouth”

“As a truck driver, every time a kid does the arm pump motion, I make sure to pull off the road and joimom.”

Joimom by Jelqer December 4, 2023

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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